May Showers Delay May Flowers

     So, after weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and - well, I finally got my flowerbed planted.  That's about it.
     YOU PROMISED YOU'D WRITE MORE THIS SUMMER.
     I know, I'm sorry......
     WHATEVER. You lied to us.
     Well, I'm sorry. There's just nothing interesting about which to write.
     Whatever. You're boring and we don't want to hear about your mundane little life anyway.
     That's just as well, as I wouldn't tell you anything even IF there were something interesting to tell. 
      FINE! GOODBYE!
      GOODBYE YOURSELF!